Seattle Rain...

• What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
• A weekend

• What do you call four straight days of rain in Seattle?
• Bumbershoot (see note below)

• What does daylight savings time mean in Seattle?
• An extra hour of rain

• What's the definition of a Seattle optimist?
• A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat

• A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy. He gets up the next day and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. He goes out to lunch, sees a young kid, and asks out of despair "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" The kid says, "How do I know? I'm only six."

Bumbershoot, as you've probably guessed, is an annual four-day rock festival in Seattle.

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