Men vs. Women In The World of Talk
Men are nothing compared to women in the category of being evil.
Men have no idea how bad women can be. The can manipulate, degrade, evaluate, talk nasty about, cut down or talk up a man so much more efficient and quicker than when the tables are turned.
I am happy I grew up when I did and proud to be a party of the generation that is now. It has it's flaws, but all in all, I think it rocks! I don't think I would have been happy living in a repressed time where women were de-valued and regarded as household appliances or accessories. For one thing I would fail at both. I am not the worlds greatest house cleaner and love to cook but hate doing the dishes. Secondly, I am not one of the "beautiful" people so I wouldn't cut it as a good trophy wife. Third I don't have the patience to be a mother and PTA meetings and carpools just doesn't interest me. I can't stand not being mentally challenged. I really don't know how I could cope with out having a job to mentally challenge me (okay and frustrate and constantly irritate me... so I am a sadist, every one has to have a hobby.)
Sorry folks, I totally got sidetracked off what I was going to say. Now back to our regularly broadcast schedule.
So you wonder how this all started? Well I am glad you asked, besides that keeps me focused on the subject. Well it started with a friend of mine who was talking to me of one of her conquests. You would not believe the detail of the *account*.
She met this guy through a friend of a hers (mutual friends). She flirted, got the phone number and then the games begin. She was so not receptive of the number because she wanted him to call. She said no, here is my number and gave it to him, stating if you are serious then *you* will call me.
He did, and they met. They did the standard date thing, dinner, wine and flirting. She rubbed his leg and he backed off. She called him on it. "What are you shy? Have you already decided you don't like me?" Blown away, all he could do is smile. Then after dessert he pulled the ol' coffee at my place thing. She said yes. She knew what he wanted.
Fast forward to the part about lighting a cigarette in bed if you know what I mean. What, you think I am going to give you *all* the details she gave me? Check out another site for that... :)
So they are doing the glass of water thing and recovery when he was stupid enough to actually ask "did you... you know... enjoy yourself?"
Okay at this point she is smiling like the Cheshire Cat inside and her wheels are spinning into overdrive.
"Well no, not really." So what if it was a lie, when you want a second round... He was devastated. Ding Ding Second Round. She got what she wanted.
How hard was she laughing when she told me this? Enough to make me completely focus and ramble on about it here. Why am I sharing this? Well growing up in a neighborhood full of guys I heard way more than I probably should have and now the tables are turned.
Men beware! Till next time.
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