Muy Chingona! Shopped till we dropped!!!
Boy did that wake up call come early on. We were cracking up so hard last night as we were getting settled in and ready for bed when all of a sudden we can hear our neighbors going at it in the next room. Lots of ohs and yes harder uh huh like that phrases going on next door. God we laughed so hard. Slowly the laughing turned to panic after a while when they were still going at it. Finally they stopped and we just laughed ourselves to sleep. More about that story later.
We were pulling in to dock while we were waking up so we got to watch through our little portholes. We were changing and getting ready when all of a sudden I look out to a bunch of guys on the dock right at our level. Time for the first wisecrack of the day. Had to point out and say; "Do you see my underwear?" Yes stupid but funny at the same time. That phrase kept coming back all trip. Next stop breakfast!
As the whole theme of the trip is based on glutinous mass consumption the breakfast was right on par! Good thing to 'cause we sure were going to need the energy for the day. So 8 cups of coffee and mass food later we were off to our port of call containing tequila, trinkets and fake Rolexs.
Ensenada was cool but depressing at the same time. They still have the little kids running around selling Chicklets. It is still kind of dirty but seems to have improved a lot. We were the first ones off of the boat so some of the stores were not open yet. That was fine though gave us time to establish our shopping battle plan and enjoy ourselves.
Once were were done with the lists and the shops it was time to enjoy for awhile. It was time for Papa & Beer. Now for those of you who are not familiar with this place it is highly entertaining. When you get shots one of the bartender signals one of the guys on the floor and he comes over blowing his whistle and then before you know it is show time boys and girls!
The guy comes over and slaps a Papa & Beer bumper sticker on you (chest if you are a female and eyes if you are a male) then feeds you your shot and beer while doing suggest and wild and crazy things to you. Then you get shaken, not stirred, and then picked up and flipped around. I was just waiting for someone to start sending flying chunks around the room while we were there. Luckily it didn't happen but was highly entertaining. T. did it and she had a blast! I was laughing so hard it was almost impossible to get pictures, not to mention I was taking pictures with 2 cameras. We ran into our bachelorette party friends and we hung out for a while and watched them get tortured and had a blast laughing with them running into them every where. After this it was time to get back to ship.
So we dumped all of our stuff and headed up for a quick hang out and well yes of course a cocktail before dinner. We were back in our room to change and get girlified for our formal dinner when we heard the neighbors at it again! We laughed and realized we were going to have to have another drink so after we got dressed and they were done for a while I went to go get ice from our Cabin Attendant Robert when our little rabbit couple popped out of their room and low and behold it was a couple that was at our dinner table. Needless to say it was hard to keep a straight face. At dinner they knew we could hear them and luckily they laughed it off as well. They were quiet the next day that is for sure.
The formal dinner was fun and really good too! They also had the midnight buffet that night and well I ended up as designated picture taker for that as T. just had to crash! I am glad she slept. I wanted to spoil her and let her do her own thing. So I went and got pictures of that and then went and gambled for a little while ran into the bachelorette party girls and chatted. I came out a little ahead and then it was time for me to crash to. Night... Night... ZZZzzzzzz
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