01/13/2000

RANTINGS... RAVINGS... BLAH...BLAH... BLAH!

Dicking Around
1/13/2000

"E" suggested that I add an advice section to my website yesterday. He said something very nice, that my advice has been good. I have always been good at helping people think of and /or shopping for important gifts. not only that but advice in what to do or how to deal with things that come up in every day life. I just need to come up with a snappy little title. The obvious choice would be Ask Angela but that is too cheesy I thing and predictable.

We ended up discussing different spin offs on the bachelorette party site and some of the very weird email that I get from it and the one thing I could come up with for a title is Cult Of The Penis. I know that there is potential on that one I just need to figure out how far I want to take the whole thing. Too far and I would have to charge entrance into the site and slap some kind of adult theme warning on it! I could turn it into something really funny. It may be one of the few areas that I am artistic in! Maybe a page that starts out with a shrine type picture of an alter in the shape of a penis. Lorena Bobbit stories, Japanese fertility thing with pictures of big woodies (I mean wooden) penises or is that peni? Anyways I could also incorporate the bachelorette stuff in to it along with a size does matter type of section. I could also include excerpts from the Starr report transcripts about Monica and Bill and their little antics. If nothing else I could also do some research into Bachelorette rituals from around the world. Yah and for a cheap shot I could always hop on the whole dildo bandwagon.

It is very funny to think about how fare we have cum. We don't really need men anymore with the evolution of the adult toy industry and it's life like replications of the male member and it's not so life like replication. You can now not only color coordinate your fantasy you can choose it's texture, ethnicity and weather or not it glows in the dark to match that nights desire and all for the price of dinner for two with out the snoring and bed hogging. Not only that you can actually set the action to what you want and when you have had enough you can always turn it off. Like most men all you have to do to turn them on is turn their dial! <giggle> Alright so maybe the Cult Of The Penis might not be a good idea.

How about a 'male' version of Hooters instead? You could call it Schlongs® and make the guys wear pink satin boxers with the company name running up and down the front seam right over the 'goods'. You could have items on the menu like like 'foot long' hotdogs "when size really does matter"... hey that would be a good slogan! Or the burger with a tag line of "all beef... all the time!" How about a service slogan of "we don't come until your ready!" That is great customer service, because haven't you ever had some waitperson come up to you right after you just opened up the menu and ask you what you want without giving you time to even look at the menu???? How about an advertising slogan of "We've got Dicks beat!" Kind of catchy huh???

I always have great ideas but suck on follow through... maybe someday.

Till Next Time....

~~ B A C K ~~