The Deep Stuff - WARNING LONG & BORING!
Drat... I got so busted. I stopped by the store last night and one of the donuts was begging and pleading with me to save it's life. I begrudgingly did. (Ok more like willingly did.) So I get the rest of the stuff I needed then guiltily ran to my car to shove it in my face. I thought it was a strawberry filled donut. First bite, no jelly... Second bite nothing... Could this be a defective donut? Could they screw up a small piece of heaven in the bakery section?
Nope... Third bite was jelly. I was completely disappointed though. Turns out it was lemon. Yuk! Only the depraved would desecrate a donut with lemon!
Now to make matters worse, I am dressed like crap, have half a donut in my mouth and lemon filling all over my face when all of a sudden there is a knocking on my window. I look over to find that it is a friend of a friend.
Kill me... Kill me now.
I hate this woman... Well not really, but hear me out. She is maybe a size 2 (if she is completely bloated), perfect skin, perfect face. Never a hair out of place, naturally curly hair, naturally blonde wearing the latest designer fashion. Always the finest things kind of gal.
Luckily she really is nice and thank god was in a hurry but wanted to say hi. Otherwise, I would have had to gag her with the other half of the donut and open up a can of whoop ass on her Ann Taylor, size 2 wearing butt! :)
Well enough about donuts already. I am starting to sound like Homer Simpson (and more closely resembling him.)
Man the whole day yesterday is still stuck in my head. In fact I keep replaying several events from the last few months in my head.
So many people coming and going and so many changes that it feels as though I am on super slow play while the rest of the world is on fast forward. It makes me wonder what kind of life lesson I am supposed to learn from it all.
I take that last part back. That is because I already know what it is I just can't admit it to myself let a lone verbalize it. Yup... floating down the river denial again.
It saddens me to think about the fact that it takes me a while to warm up to people and once I finally do all the people I have gotten to kind of know seem to disappear. My bust. That stupid sense of despair keeps coming up. Sometimes I really wonder what people think of me. Other times I know I really don't want to know.
Have you ever wondered if people *you* thought of as friends think you are friends? The games people play. I hate them, but, you have to play them. Some people just can't function with out them.
The Day's Activities
Let's see...
- Cuss out jerk who took my parking place at the coffee shop.
- Hurry and wait... Hurry and wait... (you get the picture.)
- Respond back to friend who emailed me. Yes this too was long winded.
- Safeway lunch. Soup, sandwich and that stupid donut thing again...
- Hunt down needed files.
- Listen to friend.
- Email circle jerk of *pass the buck* freaks.
- Read a million cc: replies.
- Submit new project for testing.
- Hurry and wait... Hurry and wait...
- House sitting and kitty snuggling.
Today's Thank U's
~ To "P" for telling me I look good even with lemon crud all over my face.
~ To "A" for trust. Something I don't give out, but like getting.
Recommended Website De Jour:
Really cute Halloween site with great mouse-over animated gifs. Cute for kids of all ages. Haunted Halloween House
Best Line of The Day:
Someone recommended me to someone else for house/animal sitting. "I hear you are great for house/animal sitting." I asked what was said... "Yah, I hear you are responsible, love animals, the animals love you and you have nothing going on in your life so you are the perfect person to ask." Anyone have ice for that stinging sensation...
Till next time.
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