2 Year Old Wisdom
02/02/2000  

I haven't written much due to the fact that my friend and her daughter are in town.  We have been running around and doing things so I haven't had much time to write.  

Keeping that in mind I thought I would take a few moments to share all of the very important things that I have learned from my favorite 2 year old.  

~  Food always tastes better if it comes off of someone else's plate. (Exception: If there are other people around... Mom's plate doesn't count.)

~  No matter where you are going... Boing Boing Boing.... Taken from the Kanga & Roo song track #7 as repeated about a bazillion times.

~  Soda pop rocks!

~  No matter how much an adult tries to hide something from a 2 year old... they will always find a way to get to it.

~  The world is new and different each time you wake up.

~  Butterfly, Eskimo and fishy kisses are way fun!

~  When you are 2 years old... Fries are fare game no matter *who's* plate you eat off of. Side note: You can get away with this from complete strangers when you are two.

~  Jumping on fallen leaves can be the most exhilarating thing but only for about 45 minutes. Then running up and down a sidewalk is, but only for about 10 minutes. Then singing is, but only for about 20 minutes. Then walking is.... see where this is going??????

~  Throwing a temper tantrum does just about get anything you want more often than not. Also, along the same lines, but reverse, you can get an Auntie to do or get you anything with a cock of the head, bat of the eyelashes and the word please.

~  Chairs that swivel are fun! 

~  No matter what position you fall asleep in you end up laying directly across the bed.

~  When you are laying down with someone some body part must be touching the other person otherwise you are not doing it right.

~  Screaming gets the attention of just about anybody. If that fails try crying. 

~  When playing with toys you get the most enjoyment out of them if they are scattered all over the floor. Throwing aids in this process.

~  If something is yummy it is best to get one for each hand.

~  If something tastes yucky it is best to spit it out right away.

~  You must be completely alert and armed to the hilt with napkins when letting a two year old eat ice cream on their own.


Today's Thank U's

~  To my little sweetie pie for letting me spoil her rotten and being a good girl for me and irritating Mom with this.  Torture is the sincerest form of flattery!

~   To my friend for coming up and staying with me and talking and laughing and well for just being her!


Recommended Website De Jour:

~  Here according to my favorite two year old is the bestest show on the Disney Channel: Out Of The Box.  The site does require Flash 4.0.  I have never seen a kid so sucked in to a TV show that much.

Best Line of The Day:

When I woke up to hear a little voice saying "Oh Ang. You are here!"   Hehehehehe... That kids sure knows how to score points!

Magic 8-BallŪ Says:

~  "Will my Boo-Boo Kitty grow up to be a computer geek too?"

 

Till Next Time....