Buttwipe Blues?
1/25/2000  

Today's rant has been brought to you by the letters 'T' & 'P'. Is it really too much to ask for enough toilet paper in the bathrooms at the office to last us (females) till the end of the (at least) traditional work day. Mental Note: Ask the guys their TP status to see if that is where all the necessary TP is going. 

For the past 3 working days every time I have gone to the ladies room after 3:30pm it has been completely eliminated of the necessities of completing the afternoon duties. Even the toilet seat covers are running out since they are now makeshift TP sheets. One can only drink so much coffee, hot cocoa and free pop without having to recycle it. When they allotted funds for the free pop did they cut the TP budget? Is this some sort of conspiracy? They used to have extra rolls for us, but no longer do. Men do not have to concern themselves with this dilemma, as for the most part, they don't even use the paper towels. That would mean that they wash their hands. Makes you think twice about touching door handles.

Now I am not searching for Mr. Whipple, have no desire to squeeze the Charmin, really couldn't care less if anything quilted crosses my bum, I just want enough TP left to get the job done. I am flushing an email to our facilities coordinator but am contemplating going in early and writing it on TP. Now that I think about it that would be a waste of a precious resource and have decided to to keep that wad as an emergency backup. 


Today's Thank U's

~  To the mystery person who handed me a wad of TP in my hour of need..

Recommended Website De Jour:

~  Here is something inspired:  The Diarrhea Memorial Toilet Roll
~  You have to check out the rest of the site on this one too!  Toilet Paper Guestbook

Best Line of The Day:

"Oh shit!" when the person next to me realized they too were out of TP.  Very appropriate phrase don't you think?

Till Next Time....