PMS
1/07/2000  

PMSing gets you respect and feared by all that is male. Along the same lines you can clear out a room faster than a pipley faced teenage boy runs to the mail to check for the Victoria's Secret catalog by simply using either the phrase "I have cramps" or simply using the words tampon or maxi pads. 

Need a day off and have a male boss? Accidentally hand them midol at their next headache for fun! This is also good when they are being a pain, but only if they are male. I had an old boss that I did this to on a regular basis. He finally got the joke and then handed me a tube of Anusol next time I was a pain in the ass. I laughed so hard I almost pee'd all over the floor. Not the effect he had desired but it was good nonetheless.

Female bosses will just remember you have it at your desk and will raid your supply when you aren't looking. Keeping a supply of really good chocolates at your desk can work much better in this situation. It won't keep them away but they have to be nice (at least civil) to be able to get to the stash especially if you rotate it's location every month. This will get them frustrated and even more pliable when you whip out the goods!

Till Next Time....