BACHELORETTE PARTY IDEAS

So you are having a Bachelorette party and don’t know where to start? I guess a lot of that depends on what kind of evening you want to have, as well as, how much trouble you want to stir up. When a friend of mine was preparing a party for a friend of hers she asked me if I had any Bachelorette party ideas…. I figured I would give her the few that I had but also though I would see what else I have come up with. There was not a whole lot of ideas on the internet so I figured I would post what I did end up with. If you have any ideas of your own please feel free to e-mail me with them to make someone else’s life (and party) a little easier! Angiebb@oz.net

Here we go!

SCAVENGER HUNT

Here is an idea for a great Bachelorette party game. Why not go on a scavenger hunt. Make a list of items that the Bride to be has to acquire during the evening while you all are out on the town. Some suggested items would include:

Condom

Business Card

A Chest Hair

A Man Willing to Serenade Her

Bite a Man's Shirt Button Off

A Man to Dance with Her

A Man to Buy Her a Drink

Get a Man to Talk Dirty to Her

Get a Man to Give Her His Boxers or Briefs

Etc.

A man with the same shoe size as the groom.

Have a man act like he's walking the bride down the aisle and sing "Here Comes the Bride"

Shoot a "Blow Job" from in between a really cute guys legs.

The clincher is you need to have someone take a photo of the Bride-To-Be with each Gentleman that was willing and fun loving enough to participate. Makes a great photo album with memories of the evening.

LIFE SAVER SHIRT

This is a classic bachelorette party idea. This is an idea that works well for those brides that aren't so shy. Take a white t-shirt and sew individual life savers all over it. You also write on the shirt "A Buck a Suck!" The guys would give the Bride a $1. and they would get to eat one of the live savers off her shirt. (The Bride get to keep all of the $$!)

The bride might get embarrassed, but who cares she might pick up some extra bucks!!!!!

GREAT PARTY TO GO IDEAS

Why not rent a motor home for the party to cruise around in! This is great because it has a refrigerator, bathroom and plenty of seating! When you get to a destination or between destination you can always serve up some grub for those guests that need to get an energy boost or soak up some alcohol.

It is always a great idea to have a designated driver for these functions. It is even better when you can find an outside party to do all the driving. ( I went to one where one of the guest’s Brother did the driving. I wouldn’t recommend any of the guests having their Boyfriend or Husband since the won’t relax enough to have a good time.)

More often then not you can find a willing driver for these functions who is ready to help the Bride-To-Be and her guests have a great and safe time. But incase you can’t, there is also the suggestions of renting a charter bus to take you around everywhere.

TASK JAR

This is a fun pre-function way to get the evening on a roll. When the guests arrive at the designated meeting place have everyone take a piece of paper and write a task for the Bachelorette to do that evening at the top. At the bottom each guest can write a special sentiment to the Bride and sign it.

Suggested tasks:

Kiss a bald man with a tattoo.

Do a "blow job" shot.

Find a guy with the same name as the Groom and kiss him.

Etc.

During the evening while the Bride accomplishes the task take a picture. When you get the photos back match them up with the piece of paper with the task and make a memory book with the incriminating photos. You may also want to include a copy of the invitations as well. Makes for a great laugh looking back.

LET’S PLAY DRESS UP

Here is a couple of great ways to get attention while you are all out on the town. Make the Bride wear white while the rest of the guests wear black. This really makes your group stand out in any place you go!

The Bride can also wear a decorative veil which will surly get her noticed everywhere she goes!

How about helium inflated condoms??? Sure to draw attention anywhere you go and make a lovely gift for the Bride-To-Be to take home at night!

How about a very creative corsage. Tie up a bunch of colored condoms together and add a bow.

I have also seen a train done that was tied around the Brides waist with Condoms and slogans written all over it like "BRIDE TO BE", "SPINSTER NO MORE" and "FUTURE BALL & CHAIN". Very funny and definitely an attention grabber. Many bachelorettes have undergone and survived this!

FRUITFUL ENTERTAINMENT

You will need to get each of your guests a banana and some extras for this one.

Lay out some Playgirl magazines, open to the centerfold of course, and have the guest carve the examples penis out of the banana with their teeth!

Pictures of this one are highly entertaining. Have the guests vote for their favorite one and hand the winner a prize.

Cucumbers also work well for this!

YOU WANT ME TO PIN THAT WHERE!?!?!

There is too parts of this project. First you will need to get some construction paper, crayons or pens, tape, scissors and some safety pins.

Before your guests arrive have a bunch of penis cut outs made. You don’t want them too big! J About three inches is good. When all of your guests have arrived then you will want to hand these out to your guests and have them decorate and put their names on them. Once they have done this then you can put tape on the back and pull out a pin up (Playgirl centerfold works well for this,) and then you can play pin the penis on the male pin-up.

The one closest to the correct positioning would win a prize. You can also give booby prizes to those farthest away most creative decorating etc.

But wait there's more!

After the game all of the guest will need to wear their penis as name tags. You have never seen so many heads turn when you go out with a penis name tag on!

GOODIE BAGS

Didn't you always love getting goodie bags at parties when you were a kid? Well as an adult they are even better! I was at a party where the hostess put together little brown bags with Playgirl cutouts glued on the front. They had lovely and deliciously naughty prizes inside. Here are some suggestions for contents: (Most can be found at your local "adult store")

Hot Lotion Samples

Condoms

Penis Shaped Chocolates

Bubble Bath Samples

Penis Pencil Toppers

Etc.

IT IS ALL IN A NAME

Take a white T-shirt and in large letters write BRIDE on it. Now is smaller lettering write the names of different guys all over the shirt. The bride must go up to men in the bars and out on the town and ask them if they can find their name on the shirt. She must then get them to sign the shirt as proof. The object is to find all of the guys names. For each one that is leftover the Bride must do a shot.

For fun you have to throw in some toughies like Wendell and such.

FOOD FUN

From Grace: At the bachelorette party for my sister, everyone was invited to bring a snack with a provocative or downright nasty theme. All kinds of funny foods were brought, from little smokies, to pigs in a blanket, meatballs, and even fruits cut out in the shapes of body parts! It gave everyone a good laugh and was tastee too. It also took some of the expense off the hostess by each of us bringing some food.

PHONE HOME BRIDE-TO-BE

From Liza in Calgary:

It's a phone number scavenger hunt for the Bride-to-Be and guests. Split the guests into teams of 2 or 3 ladies, and purchase one of those little, inexpensive address books - one per team. Under each letter of the alphabet you require the name and number of a guy in the bar. But to make it more fun, each letter is a specific requirement. Some examples...

Under "A" - find a guy with "A nice smile"
Under "B" - find a "Budweiser drinker"
Under "C" - find a "Cute butt" or a "Condom in his wallet"
Under "G" - find a guy with his "Girlfriend's picture"
Under "I" - find a guy to "Introduce himself to the Bride"
Under "M" - find a guy with "Multiple body piercings"
Under "P" - find a guy to "Purchase the Bride a drink"
Under "T" - find a "Tatooed gentleman"
Under "V" - find a "Virgin"

And the list goes on. You could have more than one requirement for each letter, but only have them find one. It gets time consuming, but it's hilarious fun!! We went walking up to strange men asking them all these questions -- "Hey, are you a virgin? Would you sign my book??" The bar actually caught on to what we were doing and offered a round of drinks to the first team to finish.

COCK-TAILS

If you are going to serve *adult* beverages, why not get creative! At most adult novelty stores you can purchase penis shaped ice cube trays.

These are excellent fun. Suggestions for use: If you are making a drink that contains juice why not fill the trays with the juice instead which saves your drinks from getting watered down. A second option that I have seen done is to use them for Jello Shooter molds. Nothing like sucking down a wriggly jiggly.... Uh... never mind.

FAKE FLASHING

From Sarah :)

My best friend threw a party for me where she went and got some of these fake blow up boobies from an *adult store*.   She made me where the deflated boobies over my shirt and then made me wear this funny t-shirt over it with an iron on that she had done on her computer that said "BUY ME A SHOOTER & I'LL SHOW YOU MY HOOTERS." Men are pigs but I got SO DRUNK! We all had a blast and I got so many of them that I kept the girls in drinks all night!.

WEENIE BEENIES

I ran across this on one of the newsgroups and well they are really cute so I thought I would put this up. You just don't get the whole picture until you see them. Be careful not to laugh yourself off of your seat!

Weenie Beenies make the perfect gift gag gift for your next bachelorette party! The first series of six include: Spank the Monkey, Choke the Chicken, EZ Rider the Hog, Lick the Lizard, Horney the Bull and Penis the Elephant. Each comes with a comical name tag and "special" Care and Handling instructions. Weenie Beenies

CAR CARAVAN

Why not make the road to fun a little more obnoxious. If there are a large number of you then do a caravan approach to your destination and announce your presence by decorating the cars and attaching flags stating "Bride-To-Be" on the antenna

NO BOOZE NO BOYS

Lately I have had a lot of people e-mail me asking for ideas for bachelorette parties where there are no naked men or no alcohol involved. I have also had a lot of suggestions sent to me for these as well. So... Here is a list of things that have been sent to me or my friends and I came up with.

Fondue Party

Whip out that melted chocolate and ooey gooey cheese and have a ball. Nothing like good food, chocolate and conversation to bond women faster than you can stab a donut hole.

Psychic

Why not hire a Psychic to come over and do readings for the Bride-to-be and find out how many children she will have or if there is an illicit affair in her future. Okay, just kidding but it does sound like it could be fun and one heck of an original theme for the party.

Tour of local brewery and winery.

Living here in the great Northwest, we are blessed with having lots of microbreweries and around and a couple of the cutest wineries as well. These make a much more conservative party a little more classy but are education and fun as well.

Lingerie party.

Why not have a pajama party where the presents for the bride are also the party? A lingerie party is a lot of fun and will help get the bachelorette ready for marriage!

WEINER IN A BOTTLE

Thanks Colleen for this one!

Put a hot dog inside one leg of a pair of nylons. The girls have to tie the nylon around their waist so the hot dog end is hanging between their legs, about to the middle of their calves. Put a glass bottle in front of them (one that the opening is wide enough for the hot dog to fit in). The girls must swing their hips to maneuver the hot dog into the bottle.

PENIS ART

Colleen at it again!

At many adult stores you can find a tablet of paper that has a picture of a naked man, but he's missing a penis. Have each girl fill in the picture and the bride chooses the best one.

LOOKING FOR MORE?

Why not get the book "How to Host A Hilariously Fun Bachelorette Party" a full book of ideas, decorating tips, recipes and more.

They also sell Bachelorette Party Bags! Each bag is filled with Outrageous Penis Shaped Party Favors so everyone at the party can enjoy her very own Penis!!

You will just have to check out the site to get the full picture and flavor of this one! Bachelorette Party Shop

Okay, I have had so many requests for recipes I figured I would make another page for those. It is still in progress so if you have anything you think should be added please let me know!

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